REVIEW: The Nun II (2023) - Starring Taissa Farmiga and Bonnie Aarons

Review by Jon Donnis

"The Nun II" is a worthy addition to The Conjuring Universe franchise, delivering a solid dose of horror and suspense that surpasses its predecessor. Directed by Michael Chaves, the film manages to create a genuinely ominous atmosphere, and the old-world European locations and gloomy cinematography contribute significantly to the film's eerie tone.

One of the standout aspects of the movie is its ability to provide scares that genuinely make your skin crawl. Michael Chaves orchestrates violent mayhem, often involving terrified young girls, in a way that keeps viewers on the edge of their seats. The performances of Taissa Farmiga as Sister Irene Palmer and Katelyn Rose Downey as Sophie are commendable, and the film's finale scene is a nail-biting and memorable moment. The suspense and jump scares are executed impressively, keeping the audience engaged and occasionally startled.

However, "The Nun II" is not without its flaws. At times, the plot feels somewhat formulaic, adhering to the standard conventions of horror sequels. While the film manages to be scarier than its predecessor, it doesn't break much new ground in terms of storytelling. Additionally, there are moments in the film where the pacing seems to drag, which could have been streamlined to maintain a more consistent level of tension.

One minor disappointment is the climax scene, which may feel a bit rushed, especially considering the strong build-up throughout the film. It's a testament to the film's potential that a more satisfying resolution could have been achieved.

In terms of performances, Taissa Farmiga and Jonas Bloquet reprise their roles effectively, and Bonnie Aarons as the Demon Nun continues to be a haunting presence. Newcomers to the cast, like Storm Reid and Anna Popplewell, fit seamlessly into the franchise.

The plot, while somewhat predictable, still offers a decent amount of supernatural intrigue and horror elements. The film successfully expands on the mythology of Valak and delves into the legacy of St. Lucy, creating a compelling narrative that keeps the audience engaged.

Overall, "The Nun II" deserves an 8 out of 10 rating for its ability to provide a scarier and more entertaining experience than its predecessor. It may not reinvent the horror genre, but it effectively delivers on its promises, offering a chilling and suspenseful addition to The Conjuring Universe. Horror enthusiasts and fans of the franchise will likely find plenty to enjoy in this gothic supernatural horror film.

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REVIEW: The Exorcist: Believer (2023) - Starring Leslie Odom Jr, Linda Blair and Ellen Burstyn

Review by Jon Donnis

"The Exorcist: Believer" takes the long-running and iconic horror franchise back to its terrifying roots in this sixth installment. Directed by David Gordon Green and co-written with Peter Sattler, the film offers a solid continuation of the original 1973 classic. While it doesn't reinvent the wheel in terms of the horror genre, it delivers a compelling and visually engaging story with a strong emphasis on faith and community. 

"Since his wife's death, Victor has raised his daughter Angela alone. After Angela and her friend return from a three-day disappearance with missing memories, they begin displaying frightening behavior. Victor's best hope is to find the only person who has seen anything like this before: Chris MacNeil, whose haunting experience with her daughter Regan may be the key to combating ultimate evil."

One of the film's standout features is its remarkable cinematography. Every frame is beautifully crafted and convincing, immersing the audience in the eerie and unsettling atmosphere of the story. 

The emphasis on faith and community as a means to rescue the oppressed is a strong theme throughout the film. This approach provides depth and substance to the narrative, making it more than just a run-of-the-mill horror flick. Leslie Odom Jr. delivers a commendable performance as Victor Fielding, and his character arc adds an emotional layer to the story.

However, "The Exorcist: Believer" does have its share of shortcomings. It struggles to introduce new ideas and scares, relying on some well-trodden horror tropes. While it effectively harks back to the original film, it misses an opportunity to bring something fresh to the franchise.

Additionally, one of the film's letdowns is the limited screen time for Ellen Burstyn as Chris MacNeil. Burstyn's presence is a significant draw for fans of the original movie, and her character deserved more exploration.

The film's plot, set in Haiti and Georgia, sets a captivating stage for supernatural horror. The story revolves around photographer Victor Fielding's struggle with faith after a tragic event in Haiti and his daughter Angela's possession, which she shares with her best friend Katherine. The narrative expertly weaves together elements of voodoo, possession, and a desperate quest for answers.

The cast, led by Leslie Odom Jr., Lidya Jewett, and Olivia O'Neill, is solid, with Linda Blair and Ellen Burstyn reprising their iconic roles. Their performances help maintain a connection to the original while allowing the new characters to shine.

In summary, "The Exorcist: Believer" is a competent addition to the franchise, effectively tapping into the essence of the original while exploring themes of faith and community. Despite some shortcomings in terms of originality and screen time for key characters, the film manages to deliver a satisfying horror experience for both long-time fans and new audiences alike.

With a score of 7.5 out of 10, it's a worthwhile addition to the Exorcist series.

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REVIEW: Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) - Starring Josh Hutcherson

Review by Jon Donnis

"Five Nights at Freddy's" brings the popular video game franchise to the big screen in a way that will thrill fans and newcomers alike. This supernatural horror film successfully captures the essence of the games while offering its own unique spin on the story.

"Can you survive five nights? The film follows Mike (Josh Hutcherson) a troubled young man caring for his 10-year-old sister Abby (Piper Rubio), and haunted by the unsolved disappearance of his younger brother more than a decade before. Recently fired and desperate for work so that he can keep custody of Abby, Mike agrees to take a position as a night security guard at an abandoned theme restaurant: Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. But Mike soon discovers that nothing at Freddy's is what it seems. With the aid of Vanessa, a local police officer (Elizabeth Lail), Mike's nights at Freddy's will lead him into unexplainable encounters with the supernatural and drag him into the black heart of an unspeakable nightmare."

One of the standout aspects of "Five Nights at Freddy's" is its ability to create a creature feature that is perfectly suited for Halloween viewing. The eerie and unsettling atmosphere of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria is brought to life with remarkable attention to detail, making it almost a character in its own right. The set design and animatronic characters are visually stunning and faithful to the source material, creating an authentic and nostalgic experience for fans of the video game series.

The film's casting is strong, with Josh Hutcherson delivering a compelling performance as the troubled security guard, Mike Schmidt. It's refreshing to see him hitting his stride as an actor in 2023. Elizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, Mary Stuart Masterson, and Matthew Lillard provide excellent support and add depth to the story.

"Five Nights at Freddy's" shines in its dedication to fan service and references. The filmmakers have crammed the movie with nods to the game series, creating a sense of excitement for long-time fans. This level of commitment to the source material is commendable and enhances the viewing experience for those who have followed the games.

However, there are some drawbacks to the film. The animatronic characters, which are central to the game's lore, are somewhat underutilized, and their potential for horror is not fully realized. Additionally, the film lacks effective jump scares, a staple of the horror genre, which could have heightened the tension and fear factor.

The plot is intriguing and layered, weaving elements of horror, mystery, and family drama. The narrative explores themes of loss, family, and the supernatural, providing a satisfying and engaging story.

In conclusion, "Five Nights at Freddy's" is a solid adaptation of the beloved video game franchise. It successfully captures the essence of the games, offers a compelling story, and boasts outstanding production design. While it may fall short in certain areas, such as the underutilization of the animatronic characters and the absence of effective jump scares, the film's strengths outweigh its weaknesses. It's a must-see for fans of the series and an enjoyable horror movie for Halloween.

With a score of 8 out of 10, "Five Nights at Freddy's" is a worthwhile addition to the horror genre.

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REVIEW: Slotherhouse (2023 Film) - Starring Lisa Ambalavanar, Sydney Craven and Tiff Stevenson

Review by Jon Donnis

"Slotherhouse" is a 2023 horror-comedy film that takes an outrageously absurd premise and runs with it. Director Matthew Goodhue, along with writers Bradley Fowler and Cady Lanigan, have created a film that will undoubtedly leave audiences in stitches, albeit with a few moments of cringe-inducing shock.

The story revolves around Alpha, a psychopathic sloth from Panama, and Emily Young's quest to become the president of Sigma Lambda Theta. What starts as a seemingly innocent pursuit quickly turns dark as a string of fatalities implicates Alpha in the murders. This sets the stage for a wildly unconventional horror-comedy.

One of the film's undeniable strengths is its embrace of the ludicrous and its commitment to its own unique brand of humor. If you've ever wanted to see a sloth engage in absurdly violent acts, from stabbing to electrocuting unsuspecting victims or taking selfies with them, then "Slotherhouse" is your kind of movie. The film revels in its insane premise and over-the-top violence, delivering a giddily cheesy horror-comedy vibe that's sure to entertain.

However, the film does push the boundaries of absurdity to the extreme. A sloth using a laptop and even driving a car may be a bit too much for some viewers. While the over-the-top nature of the film is part of its charm, it may be a turn-off for those seeking a more grounded horror-comedy experience.

Additionally, some of the gore in the film has been toned down, presumably to secure a lower cinema rating. This decision, while understandable, leaves one wondering why the filmmakers didn't fully commit to their absurd vision, potentially limiting the film's appeal to a broader audience.

Despite these minor drawbacks, "Slotherhouse" is a film that manages to stand out in a crowded genre by embracing its outrageous premise. It's a unique and genuinely funny horror-comedy that dares to be different. With its blend of humor, horror, and sheer audacity, it's a cinematic experience that deserves recognition.

In my book, "Slotherhouse" is a solid 8.5 out of 10. If you're in the mood for a wild, unforgettable, and hilariously bizarre horror-comedy, give it a watch. Just be prepared for a level of absurdity that's not for the faint of heart.

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REVIEW: My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 (2023) - Starring Nia Vardalos and John Corbett

Review by Jon Donnis

"My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3" takes audiences back into the Portokalos family's whirlwind of humor and heartfelt moments. Directed and written by Nia Vardalos, this third installment in the beloved franchise follows the iconic characters through another series of amusing escapades in Greece. While the film offers its fair share of touching moments and scenic beauty, it falls short in terms of innovation and humour, resulting in a solid, though somewhat lackluster cinematic experience.

The film's strengths lie in its genuine, heartwarming narrative and the stunning Greek backdrop that serves as a visual feast for the eyes. Nia Vardalos and John Corbett reprise their roles as Fotoula "Toula" Portokalos and Ian Miller, delivering sweet and convincing performances that resonate with fans of the franchise. Their chemistry is as strong as ever, adding to the film's charm.

However, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3" leans heavily on nostalgia, revisiting many of the themes and situations that made the original film a hit. While this approach might delight die-hard fans, it doesn't bring anything fresh to the table, making it feel somewhat repetitive.

One noticeable drawback is the film's attempt to incorporate a more modern and "woke" mindset, which may come across as forced and out of touch with the genuine portrayal of Greek culture and life in Greece. This shift can be jarring and may leave audiences rolling their eyes at times.

Additionally, the humor in this installment doesn't quite measure up to the previous films, leaving something to be desired in the laughter department. One recurring issue has been the portrayal of Aunt Voula, played by Andrea Martin, who doesn't quite fit into the Greek context, and her mannerisms may feel inauthentic.

The plot picks up roughly a year after the events of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2," and the family is still coping with the loss of Gus and Ian's father. The film explores family dynamics, relationships, and the rediscovery of their Greek roots as they embark on an unexpected journey to Vrisi. This journey leads to the revelation of a long-hidden family secret, which adds an interesting twist to the story.

In conclusion, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3" is a respectable addition to the franchise that captures the essence of the beloved characters and their comedic family dynamics. While it falls short in delivering new and fresh material, the film does manage to tug at the heartstrings and provide some beautiful visuals of Greece. If you're a fan of the previous films, you'll likely find it worth a watch, but don't expect it to reach the comedic heights of its predecessors. With all its pros and cons considered, this film receives a 6 out of 10.

I also really miss Michael Constantine as Costas "Gus" Portokalos who sadly died in 2021. He really was the star of the first two films and was the person who all us Greeks fell in love with.

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REVIEW: SAW X (2023) - Starring Tobin Bell and Shawnee Smith

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Review by Jon Donnis

"Saw X," the tenth installment in the iconic Saw film series, offers a fresh perspective on the Jigsaw legacy while staying true to its gruesome roots. Directed by Kevin Greutert and written by Peter Goldfinger and Josh Stolberg, this film takes a bold step by serving as a direct sequel to the original "Saw" (2004) and a prequel to "Saw II" (2005). With an $13 million budget, the filmmakers embarked on a journey that would both satisfy long-time fans and intrigue newcomers to the franchise.

Tobin Bell's performance as John Kramer/Jigsaw continues to be a highlight of the series, and in "Saw X," he delivers what is arguably his best performance in any of the films. Bell's portrayal is essential to the Saw franchise's success, and it's clear that without his commanding presence, these films would not have achieved the same level of popularity.

One of the film's notable strengths is its shift towards a more balanced storytelling approach. "Saw X" places a greater emphasis on character development and storyline, making it feel more realistic than some of its predecessors. The film has more dialogue and less torture, which adds depth and substance to the plot. This approach keeps the audience engaged and invested in the characters' fates.

Shawnee Smith, returning as Amanda Young, gives a memorable performance and is given an opportunity to showcase her acting prowess in her short but impactful appearance. Her character adds depth to the film's narrative and maintains the continuity of the series.

"Saw X" also succeeds in paying homage to its roots, with numerous "movie Easter eggs" and callbacks to the original film that will delight die-hard fans.

However, there are a few drawbacks to consider. The decision to delve into John Kramer's more human side, driven by his vulnerability due to brain cancer, may not sit well with all fans. While it is an attempt to evolve the character and franchise, it might take away from the character's established mystique as a remorseless killer.

The film's nearly 2-hour runtime might feel a bit long for some horror enthusiasts. Horror films tend to work best when they are compact and deliver shocks without overstaying their welcome. This runtime may test the patience of viewers looking for quick thrills.

In terms of production, "Saw X" is a step forward for the series. The trap designs are more complex than ever, showcasing a commitment to elevating the gore factor. Most of the gruesome scenes are achieved with practical effects, with CGI used only for minor touch-ups, which contributes to the authentic and visceral horror experience.

The plot is a well-crafted blend of suspense, twists, and gore. John Kramer's quest for a cure takes unexpected turns, and the introduction of new characters and the shifting allegiances keep the audience guessing. The traps themselves are creative and brutal, delivering the signature "Saw" shock factor.

In conclusion, "Saw X" successfully balances a fresh take on the Saw franchise with the elements that made it a horror staple. With strong performances, complex trap designs, and a more intricate plot, it deserves an 8 out of 10. While it takes some risks that may not appeal to all fans, it manages to breathe new life into the series and keep it relevant in the world of horror cinema. "Saw X" is a must-see for longtime enthusiasts and those seeking a thrilling, gory experience.

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REVIEW: The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar (2023) - Starring Benedict Cumberbatch

Review by Jon Donnis

"The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar," a 2023 American fantasy short film directed and co-produced by Wes Anderson, presents a delightful fusion of Anderson's distinctive directorial style and the magical storytelling of Roald Dahl. Based on Dahl's 1977 short story, the film holds true to Anderson's unique visual inventiveness while introducing an original presentation rarely seen in the world of cinema.

The plot centers around Henry Sugar, a wealthy bachelor who funds his gambling habits with his inheritance. Discovering the tale of Imdad Khan, a man with remarkable sight, Henry learns to harness his abilities to read playing cards. He embarks on a philanthropic journey, utilizing his newfound powers to establish charitable ventures worldwide. The film masterfully portrays Henry's extraordinary journey, culminating in a poignant end that blends magic and mortality.

Benedict Cumberbatch shines as the titular Henry Sugar, effectively capturing the character's transformation. Ralph Fiennes, Dev Patel, Ben Kingsley, Richard Ayoade, and David Gant deliver solid performances in their respective roles, complementing the film's magical atmosphere.

Anderson's return to Dahl's world showcases how seamlessly his idiosyncratic filmmaking blends with Dahl's enchanting narrative. The director infuses his signature quirkiness, creating a captivating world that pays homage to Dahl's unique charm.

The film stands out for its remarkable visual creativity, exemplifying Anderson's mastery in creating whimsical and visually stunning scenes that transport the audience into a surreal, magical realm. The aesthetic choices and attention to detail add to the film's enchanting appeal.

"The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar" impresses with its originality, presenting a narrative format that feels refreshingly new in the cinematic landscape. The film unfolds in a manner that keeps the audience engaged and eager to unravel the story, showcasing Anderson's innovative storytelling techniques.

But not everything is good, sometimes the actors seem to be reciting lines directly from the book, which hampers the immersion into the characters and the story. Adding a personal touch to the characters, beyond the source material, could have elevated the performances and made them more engaging.

Some of the dialogues in the film are delivered too rapidly, making it challenging for the audience to fully grasp the intricacies of the story. A more measured pace in the delivery would have allowed for a smoother viewing experience and enhanced comprehension.

While the film boasts creativity and innovation, the limited budget might disappoint viewers seeking a grander production. Certain aspects could have been more expansive to elevate the film's overall impact.

In summary, "The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar" is a charming and visually inventive film that successfully brings Dahl's enchanting tale to life, although some performance and pacing issues slightly hinder its potential. With its distinctive style and imaginative storytelling, the film earns a respectable 7 out of 10..

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REVIEW: No One Will Save You (2023) - Starring Kaitlyn Dever

Review by Jon Donnis
"No One Will Save You" is a rare cinematic gem in the world of science fiction horror, written, directed, and produced by Brian Duffield. Starring Kaitlyn Dever as Brynn, the film captivates audiences with its thought-provoking narrative, unique silent approach, and exceptional performances.

The most striking feature of this film is its near absence of dialogue, comprising only five words throughout its 93-minute runtime. Yet, this lack of spoken words does not diminish its storytelling; instead, it adds an innovative layer to the movie. Kaitlyn Dever's performance is nothing short of extraordinary, relying on expressions and sounds to convey a myriad of emotions and effectively command the screen.

The plot revolves around Brynn, a seamstress grappling with loss and solitude. The intrusion of humanoid aliens into her life sets off a series of events, offering an extraterrestrial twist to the classic home invasion thriller. The film delves deep into themes of abandonment, alienation, loneliness, self-forgiveness, and the resilience of the human spirit.

The acting and production values, particularly the soundscape, are exceptional. The sounds in the film play a crucial role in building tension and amplifying the eerie atmosphere. The aliens' silent presence and the sounds they generate create an unsettling environment, adding to the horror element.

However, the film does have its drawbacks. Some viewers may find the lack of explanation and certain scenes confusing, possibly leaving them frustrated. Nevertheless, this seems intentional, contributing to the enigmatic and mysterious nature of the story.

In conclusion, "No One Will Save You" is a mesmerizing and unique experience, offering a silent yet powerful narrative that resonates with genre enthusiasts. It challenges conventional filmmaking norms and stands as a testament to the prowess of Kaitlyn Dever and Brian Duffield. With its intriguing plot and exceptional production, this film is a must-watch for those seeking a fresh take on the sci-fi horror genre.

I score No One Will Save You a solid 8/10. Bravo for doing something different.

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REVIEW: Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose (2023) - Starring Simon Pegg, Minnie Driver and Christopher Lloyd

Review by Jon Donnis

"Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose" is a film that embraces the strange and unordinary, presenting a delightful blend of mystery and comedy. Directed by Adam Sigal and featuring an outstanding cast including Simon Pegg, Minnie Driver, Christopher Lloyd, and the unique voice of Neil Gaiman, the movie certainly has its eccentric charms.

One of the standout aspects of the film is the captivating production design by Andrew Holden-Stokes and the timeless atmosphere captured by cinematographer Sara Deane. The world they've created exudes a peculiar yet charming quality, adding to the film's allure. The narrative itself is wonderfully bizarre, a good kind of weird that keeps the audience engaged throughout the journey.

The pacing, however, can be a bit slow and talky at times, which might test the patience of those not immediately drawn to the peculiar premise. Additionally, the lack of thorough supporting character development leaves something to be desired, impacting the overall engagement for some viewers. The third act feels rushed and leaves you wanting more closure.

The performances, notably by Simon Pegg as Dr. Nandor Fodor and Neil Gaiman voicing Gef, are noteworthy and contribute to the film's quirky appeal. The chemistry among the cast, despite a few dry chuckles, keeps the story entertaining. The plot, based on a possibly true tale set in 1935 London, introduces us to a world of paranormal investigations and raises intriguing questions.

The film unfolds as a light-hearted adventure, offering a glimpse into the enigmatic investigations of Dr. Fodor as he navigates the peculiar case involving a talking mongoose. The story is set in a fascinating backdrop of the 1930s, where mystery and laughter go hand in hand.

In conclusion, "Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose" is an enjoyable cinematic escapade for those seeking something offbeat and whimsical. It boasts a unique narrative, charismatic performances, and an ambiance that piques curiosity. Though it has its flaws, this film earns a solid 7 out of 10 for its originality and entertainment value. It's a fun watch, especially on a lazy weekend when you're looking for a dose of the extraordinary.

Just don't expect any actual CGI and a talking Mongoose, it's more about the story than the visuals.

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REVIEW: The Kill Room (2023) Starring Uma Thurman, Joe Manganiello and Samuel L. Jackson

Review by Jon Donnis

"The Kill Room," directed by Nicol Paone, presents a darkly comedic critique of the art world, blending crime and humour in a storyline that follows an art dealer, Patrice (Uma Thurman), teaming up with a hitman, Reggie (Joe Manganiello), and his boss, Gordon (Samuel L. Jackson), in an accidental foray into the avant-garde. The film manages to strike a balance between silliness and charm, though it falters in parts.

The film commences with a slightly awkward introduction, but as the plot unfolds, it gains momentum, presenting a clever narrative that navigates the complexities of art, crime, and financial desperation. The storyline finds its footing as Gordon proposes a money laundering scheme that inadvertently thrusts Reggie into the art world's spotlight.

The main cast's performances stand out, anchoring the film and making it enjoyable to watch. Uma Thurman, although starting with a hesitant stride, quickly finds her comfort zone, portraying a character grappling with dire circumstances. Jackson and Thurman deliver captivating performances, portraying charismatic yet flawed characters, adding depth to the narrative.

The film's strengths lie in its engaging plot and the creative interplay between the art world and criminal activities. The witty satire and well-executed dark humour keep the audience invested, leading to a satisfying finale that embraces the absurdity of performance art intertwined with bloodlust.

However, the film stumbles in its final scenes, pushing the satirical premise to its limits. Despite this, the audience is compelled to overlook these minor missteps, ultimately enjoying the ride and relishing the outstanding performances, particularly from Jackson and Thurman.

In conclusion, "The Kill Room" is a darkly humorous exploration of the art world's underbelly, blending crime and comedy. With a sturdy main cast and an engaging narrative, it's a film that manages to entertain while providing a thought-provoking commentary on the intersections of art and criminality.

I score The Kill Room a solid 7 out of 10

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