ACTION
MOVIES VS REAL LIFE
All
good action movies need a hero you can rely on, and over the years,
cinema has given us countless hard-men who are more than capable of
looking after themselves and others. THE
GUNMAN
showcases a cast of tough guys who also happen to be wildly talented
actors, including Sean Penn, Javier Bardem, Ray Winstone and Idris
Elba; and to celebrate the film’s home entertainment release, we’re
taking a look at how some of Hollywood’s greatest action heroes
would fare in perilous situations in real life.
SEAN
PENN
Penn
summons his 24-year-old badass self and dons some leather in his
newest action thriller, The Gunman. He wields a gun, murders without
hesitation and kicks some serious butt. In the past, Penn has played
a variety of different characters; troubled youth, stoner surfer,
mentally handicapped father; but his true tough-guy persona shines
through in movies such as Mystic River, Gangster Squad and At Close
Range. How would Penn fair if real life was an action movie? He might
seem unassuming, but we reckon the strong, silent Penn would be able
to handle himself.
IDRIS
ELBA
Tall,
dark and handsome, Elba is most known for his roles in Pacific Rim,
Thor and Prometheus. Though when he’s not fighting monstrous sea
creatures, gods or advanced alien entities, he’s kicking ass and
taking names right here on earth. Elba stars in some greats,
including Takers, Legacy: Black Ops and American Gangster.
Would
Idris Elba survive a real-life action packed life? Well, the man has
fought monsters with huge teeth and super advanced, criminally insane
rogue sentient robots that want to conquest and exterminate humanity,
so we think he’d be okay- in any case, his cheeky, charming persona
would probably end up winning the bad guys over.
RAY
WINSTONE
You
don’t want to mess with Ray Winstone but you do want to be around
him when a crisis hits. He has an unshakable calm of a man who’s
seen it all and done it all. I mean, even when he compliments you
it’s mildly intimidating; in a recent interview he praised his
fellow action co-star, Sean Penn saying “he can f***ing act.”
He’s graced the screens in thrillers such as Scum, Edge of Darkness
and the Departed. Yes, he played Mr. French; a man who murdered his
own wife without hesitation or regret and stuck a gun under his chin,
muttered the words “fuck it” and blew himself away. Do we even
need to ask how Ray Winstone would do in a real life crisis? If there
is impending doom lets all agree to meet at Winstone’s house, yeah?
ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER
He
said he’d be back and kept his word. With his unmistakeable, thick
Austrian accent, Schwarzenegger is brings his action hero, kick ass
self back to the big screen in his latest film, Terminator Genisys.
Other than the Terminator series, Schwarzenegger has starred in The
Expendables, Escape Plan and Collateral Damage. His muscles have made
him famous and his boss attitude makes him one to be reckoned with.
If Arnold Schwarzenegger was in real danger, his colossal deltoids
and triceps would in all likelihood take care of any threat. If you
need me, I’ll be hiding behind Arnold.
BRUCE
WILLIS
When
you think of Bruce Willis, what comes to mind? The ultimate action
star. Funny man with a gun. The sort of guy that strikes fear into
bad guys the world over. With starring roles in Die Hard, The
Expendables, Red, The Fifth Element, Looper, Armageddon, Sin City and
whole a slew of other high-octane films. It seems like whenever you
see Bruce Willis, he’s settling a score, and saving the day. It’s
safe to say he’d definitely be on the front lines in any real life
danger.
CHRISTIAN
BALE
He
is batman. Christian Bale has made himself into quite the young
action star, kicking butt and protecting an unforgiving city in the
Dark Knight Trilogy. Bale’s dishevelled and unshaved self gives off
an unapproachable attitude which makes him the perfect choice for
some of the more prominent action packed roles. He’s starred in
some memorable high energy thrillers like American Hustle, Out of the
Furnace, Equilibrium, The Fighter and Public Enemies.
We
think one hint of his famed ‘Batman voice’ would have most
dangerous types running for cover. Remember back in 2008 when Bale
had a meltdown on set? Well, listen to that tape and tell me how he
would bode in a real life perilous situation.
JASON
STATHAM
When
you’re Jason Statham, even your deltoids can look threatening. His
sneezes are just growls and his smile is more of mischievous sneer.
He’s graced the screen in such films as The Expendables, Crank,
Transporter, The Italian Job, Revolver, War, Death Race and Snatch.
This guy lives and breathes action and looks great while doing it. He
makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons. If Statham was in a
real danger, we’re thinking he’s the one that would save world,
get the girl and speed off in a black Audi before the police were
even called.
THE
GUNMAN is available on digital platforms from 13th July, 2015 and on
Blu-Ray, DVD and Limited Edition Steelbook from 20th July 2015,
courtesy of StudioCanal.
